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Sorry… Cribs Style Update coming soon!!
Jun 30th
Sorry to anyone that actually reads this blog, I havent been able to get onto the internet at home as we are waiting for Sky to fit everything.
I am currently using the internet in Starbucks in Muswell Hill, and like everything around here it seems to be quite expensive! £5.88 for 90 minutes!!!!
So I am gonna keep this short and sweet, and leave you with this which what I found on youtube so I did. Please check back here later in the week as I will be posting a cribs style blog entry of our new house!!!!
Ciao for now!!!
Moving House! : ) and yet : ( too!
Jun 27th
So that’s it, the end of another era in the life of moi!!! I have left the job at Aztec, and I have finally, after about 9 hours, moved everything out of the flat!!!! I am glad to be moving back to London, I have missed the city soooo much, but I will definately miss this flat. Its been good to us, and I think we will definately come back to Leigh-on-Sea when we decide to settle down.
Went up to the house in Muswell Hill earlier today, and its nicer than I remember it being. I can see us having a few parties in there!
RIP Michael Jackson
Jun 26th
There Aint No Sunshine today and I feel that even mother nature is mourning the loss of the ‘King of Pop’.
I was about to go to bed last night when I checked twitter and found out the Bad news. Anyway enough of the dodgy puns, Chris Moyles puts it best on his twitter update:
Michael Jackson was to me what I imagine Elvis was to another generation. I bought his songs and I saw him live. His death is very sad.
Michael you will be sorely missed, I can only hope that now you have found the peace that you so yearned for when you were with us. I also hope that people will forget all the controversy and his bad times, and remember MJ for the man he was, no, the LEGEND he was.
My thoughts and prayers also go to his family.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson, August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009.
Benx
Top BBC bosses’ expenses revealed!
Jun 25th
According to bbc news, BBC director general Mark Thompson claimed more than £2,000 when he BLAH BLAH BLAH who cares what he claimed. Why is everyone so bothered about other peoples expenses all of a sudden.
Im getting worried that they are going to start publishing my expenses, so before they do I’ll do it for them;
£12.50 = Return train ticket from Southend to Rochford for 2 days.
£0.45 = The Daily Mirror
£1.50 = Pack of 6 Andrex toilet roll
£3.00 = Pack of Imodium Diarrhoea tablets.
Thats it, you wont be able to get any other dirt on me so there is no point even trying!
For those of you that are, for whatever reason, interested in the actual BBC news story, you can see it here: BBC News
Friday Eve!
Jun 25th
I hereby annouce that the day after Wednesday is no longer called Thursday, yes indeed today is the first ever ‘Friday Eve’!!!!!
‘Friday Eve’ is a day to get ready for the weekend, seeing as the weekend starts on a Friday we all need time to prepare, and ‘Friday Eve’ is the best opportunity to do that!!!
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Eavis’ Green Tips
Jun 24th
On the eve of one of the biggest (and wettest) music festivals in the year, Emily Eavis has offered a few tips on making your visit to the Festival as green as possible. I am all for green but to be honest Emily the only Green that most of your visitors will be thinking about is that which you can smoke.
Anyway, here are her tips:
My Anti-Murray Campaign!
Jun 23rd
Im going to keep this short and sweet, but this is what I hope happens to Andy Murray, at some point during Wimbledon.
SMP ‘on Fire’ in Disco Inferno!
Jun 22nd
Production: ‘Disco Inferno’ by Justin Sepple. Musical arrangements by Brett Foster & Jim Coyle.
Director: David Bowman
Musical Director: Mike Benyon
Choreographer: Fay McWilliams
Assistant Director: Rebecca Sims
Being an SMP ‘veteran’, I was jealous that I was unable to take part in ‘Disco Inferno’. When this show was first pitched to the group, I knew that it had the recipe to be a great success, with a funky list of 70’s songs, a great storyline, and the opportunity to build some great characters, and I can tell you that SMP didn’t dissapoint. By the end of the performance I was glad that I wasn’t in the show as I had the priveledge of being in the audience for what was definately one of SMP’s best productions in recent years.
Ken Lee – Mariah ‘tulibu dibu douchuuuu’ Carey
Jun 21st
I saw this video on Rude Tube last night, which was presented by a comedian I have been following on Twitter, Matt Kirschen. This is hilarious, and she actually thinks she is singing in English!!!
Watchio:
Champion Nadal Out Of Wimbledon
Jun 20th
"Ow! Bloody Tennis Elbow"
World number one Rafael Nadal will not defend his Wimbledon men’s singles crown because of a knee injury.
Nadal, struggling with tendinitis, tested out his fitness in exhibition matches on Thursday and Friday, but was unhappy with the state of his knee.
“Not to play Wimbledon is one of the toughest decisions in my career,” said the 23-year-old Mallorcan.
Nadal is the first champion not to defend his SW19 crown since Goran Ivanisevic skipped the event in 2002.
Why can’t this happen in Football? This is the story I would prefer:
‘Champions Man Utd out of Premier League’
