According to bbc news, BBC director general Mark Thompson claimed more than £2,000 when he  BLAH BLAH BLAH who cares what he claimed. Why is everyone so bothered about other peoples expenses all of a sudden.

Im getting worried that they are going to start publishing my expenses, so before they do I’ll do it for them;

£12.50 = Return train ticket from Southend to Rochford for 2 days.

£0.45 = The Daily Mirror

£1.50 = Pack of 6 Andrex toilet roll

£3.00 = Pack of Imodium Diarrhoea tablets.

Thats it, you wont be able to get any other dirt on me so there is no point even trying!

For those of you that are, for whatever reason, interested in the actual BBC news story, you can see it here: BBC News