X FactorSo, the remaining 7 hopefuls have performed and we are now all Queened Out! Here is my (very concise) review:

Jamie, Radio Gaga: Love this guy, great opening to the show. Freddie will be dancing in his grave! Great showman. Hewis Rating: ★★★★☆

Lloyd, Crazy little thing called love: Pissed me off from the start when he said that he didn’t know who Queen were because he wasn’t born til the 90’s. WTF, if I was born yesterday I’d still know who Queen was, MUPPET! Performance was meh! Dislike him more than Jedward. Hewis Rating: ★½☆☆☆

Olly, Don’t Stop Me Now: Still my fave, though was slightly out of tune, which you don’t expect from Olly. But a great lively song choice for a lively essex boy! Really think he could be the next Robbie! Hewis Rating: ★★★★½

Joe, Somebody to love: There is no denying he has a good voice, and I think he bats for the other team. Though I stick by what I have said in previous weeks. I wouldn’t buy his records, would you? Hewis Rating: ★★★½☆

John & Edward, Under Pressure/Ice Ice Baby: I’m actually warming to these two! I thought it was a good performance, and for the majority of the song they were in tune! But what is up with X Factor security, that someone managed to get onto the stage??? Hewis Rating: ★★★☆☆ (My highest Jedward rating so far!)

Stacey, Who wants to live forever?: Think it was my favourite performance of the night. Thought she looked and sounded stunning. Essex REPRESENTS!!!!!!!!! Hewis Rating: ★★★★½

Danyl, We are the champions: Watched the whole performance with a grimace on my face, there were parts of the performance when I was like ‘This guy is really good’, but most of it I was like ‘That was WRONG!’. Hewis Rating: ★★★½☆

Hmmm, an interesting night, some great performances, including Jedward, a random member of the audience on stage, great songs from an amazing band! I’m looking forward to the results show tomorrow, especially the performance from Shakira!

Nomination for MBE: Mr Simon Cowell, stand up, and kneel down and be knighted…Sir Cowell!

Prediction for tomorrow: Lloyd HAS to go, but who will be joining him? Maybe Jamie, but like I said last week hopefully not!

Seperated at Birth:

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